Cashola.

To my millions (my mother counts as 2.7 million, then I add in the other seven) of fans I just wanted to let you know that I am still writing these on a weekly basis but not posting. I'm in a few discussions with other sites and print media about carrying these pieces, and therefore hoarding them in case one of those opportunities works out. Maybe the iPad will give me a new platform! If things don't pan out, I promise to post all of the articles here and charge no more than $900 per month for complete access.

Your loyal subject,

Matthew